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Snowman breakfast
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
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Christmas jokes worth putting in a lunchbox.
A dozen small jokes for classroom boards, family group chats and Advent doors. They are quick enough to remember and silly enough to earn the correct amount of groaning.
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A musical elf
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper.
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Tree trouble
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.
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At the end
What comes at the end of Christmas? The letter S.
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Snowman weather
What do snowmen call a warm day? A total meltdown.
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Santa’s parking
Where does Santa park his sleigh? In a snow parking zone.
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Quiet reindeer
What do reindeer say before telling a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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A festive photo
Why did the ornament smile? It was ready to hang out.
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The polite present
What did one gift say to the other? You’ve got me wrapped up.
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Holiday spelling
How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y.
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A chilly musician
What instrument does a snowman play? The icicle.
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The busy gingerbread man
Why did the gingerbread man go to work? He needed the dough.